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Oct. 21st, 2018

Lydia

Dear Yuletide Creator...

Yet another year and I've forgotten to get my information into my sign up. Sorry about that. I hope you have some luck finding this! I already have a general exchange letter that includes some of my general likes/dislikes and a link to my prompts spreadsheet. But I did want to talk a little about some of the fandoms since it is a small fandom exchange!

For all of my fandoms I am okay with side characters showing up, or characters requested not showing up (as long as one does!). You can write ship!Fic, AUs, Gen, smut, whatever your heart desires. Below you'll find some rambles about the fandoms and my pairings and such.


Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) 
Billy Lee ||  Emily Summerspring
Ships: None
I actually really enjoyed this movie but I wish they had developed the cult aspect some more. We know that Rose killed the people in Miami(?) but was it always a murder cult or was it Roses' influence that led them to a murder cult. My one request is that if either Daniel Flynn or Darlene show up they escaped unharmed. I felt like that was one of the most terrifying aspects of the movie- hoping they wouldn't die.

Fence (Comics) 
Seiji Katayama || Nicholas Cox || Aiden Kane || Harvard Lee
Ships: Seiji/Nicholas and Aiden/Harvard
Other awesome characters: Bobby and Coach Williams
Reeby10 lent me the first ten comics and I quickly fell in love with it. I'm rather disappointed in the lack of smutty fic in this fandom, but I really am down for anything. I love Nicholas and his hair, and also Aiden. (I think Aiden cares more than he lets on and will likely throw his last match to keep Nicholas around.) I really want Seiji dragging Nicholas into a closet to make out, or the UST finally breaking between them. Perhaps they get together and the next time Aiden sees them he knows they had sex? If Aiden or Harvard are more your leaning, I would love that they refuse to get together because of Aiden's love em and leave em attitude until it one day does and they have to figure out how to relationship.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Jefferson “Seaplane” McDonough || Professor Sheldon “Shelly” Oberon || Russell Van Pelt || Alex Vreeke | Jefferson “Seaplane” McDonough
Ships: Jefferson "seaplane" McDonough/Russel Van Pelt, Alex Vreeke | Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough/Russel Van Pelt, Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon/Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough
Other Awesome Characters: Bethany, and Martha
Probably one of my favorite movies of all times. I love that the game shifted to being a video game and the whole avatar thing. Alex is probably my favorite character and I really love to watch him suffer (what can I say I have a type for Whump?) I ship him with Russel Van Pelt in a very horrible way. Like a Van Pelt using and abusing him sort of way.

The concept of the avatars as characters is also intriguing. Do the actions by the teenagers have any effect on how the game runs now? Since Bethany and Alex had a flirtation are Jefferson and Shelly going to continue that flirtation?

What about Russel Van Pelt? He seemed more sentient than the rest of the NPCs. What's his backstory? Does he channel more of the game's magical personality?
Mamma Mia! (Movies)
Harry Bright
Ships: Harry Bright/OMC, Tanya/Rosie
I was really disappointed in Mama Mia 2 with the lack of Harry's homosexuality being present. It took me several watches of one to get that they were even revealing that Harry was queer, and apparently found a lover on the island, but then in 2 they completely drop it? I would love to see Harry meet a guy and fall in love. Either in the past (a relationship that he throws away because of expectations perhaps?) or in the present (How hard is it for a guy who has been believing himself to be straight to suddenly become okay with dating men?)

I'm also totally down with a kingsman crossover, if you want the OMC to be Eggsy or Merlin.


Venom (Movie 2018) 
Eddie Brock || Venom Symbiote
Ships:Eddie/Venom, Eddie/Anne/Venom, Anne/Dan, Eddie/Venom/Anne/Dan
Other Awesome Characters: Dr. Skirth
Monster fuckers of the world unite! I absolutely adored this movie. Eddie definitely hits all the checkmarks for what I want from whump and the movie was honestly pretty whumpy to begin with. For this, I really love either hardcore kinky smut or super fluffy domestic fic. I love ABO for this, or BDSM, Eddie is definitely an omega or sub. One of the things I loved so much about this movie was how okay Dan was with helping Anne's ex and that he never got jealous. If you go Eddie/Venom/Anne, please don't have Anne cheat on Dan, either have Dan okay with them all together or a part of it. Dan needs to be protected.


Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV)
Salem Saberhagen
Ships:Salem/OMC, Salem/OFC, Past!Salem/Hilda Spellman, Sabrina/Harvey, Salem/Harvey
Other awesome Characters: Sabrina, Hilda, Zelda, Harvey, Libby, Valerie, Roxy, Morgan, The staff at that one magazine she worked at in the last season, Josh, Duke (the one off character played by Dick Van Dyke).
I recently did a rewatch in preparation for the new Netflix show and realized just how much I love Salem. Canonically he's bisexual but they never really touch on it (which I mean I guess he's a cat, but he had enough one-off female human love interests). So I would love some backstory on him. We know he tried to take over the world, but why? How did that go? I also really love his bro-ship with Harvey and would be down for a little more than bros, but only if the witches council turned Salem back into a human first (Normally I'm down for bestiality but not in this situation).

Jul. 4th, 2018

Lydia

General Exchange Letter

Hi!

Thank you so much for writing for me! This is my general exchange letter. I found that too often I wasn't completing my letters in time, so I decided to try this out instead. I know that it's not as useful as specific prompts for each pairing, but it does hopefully give you a good place to start!

Rating wise I'm good with everything from gen to explicit. I tend to prefer explicit, but if you're not comfortable writing it then don't force yourself. I just feel like it's worth mentioning because I know I'm always hesitant to write explicit in exchanges since I don't know my person's prefered ratings.

Likes and Dislikes:

I'm generally pretty easy going about these things. There are very few things I'm specific about and if it's something not on the list it could just be that I haven't figured out I like it yet. (The way I figured out I like ... uhm blood, is by writing a serial killer fic for a friend. You're never too old to learn things about yourself.)

The Good: AUs (College, coffee shop, etc), fake relationships, kid/family fic, slow burn, supernatural shit, arranged marriages, situational irony, comedy in general, soulmates, fluff, hurt/comfort, whump.

The Bad:1st or 2nd person POV, dead animals, scat, second hand embarrassment, underage sex*, necrophilia, haunted dolls, unbirth, vore, throat birth, penis birth, bursting.

The Kinky: Mpreg, breeding/impregnation, cum stuffing, double penetration, sloppy seconds, rimming, dirty talk, figging, large age differences, tentacles, tetraphilia, bestiality**, oviposition, sex toys, prostitution, blood kink, first time, sexual slavery, something made them do it, heat sex, knotting, breeding specific dirty talk, sexual frustration, bondage, gangbangs, size kink, objectification, edging, orgasm control/denial, asphyxiation kink, pegging.

*The age gap/underage issue: Some of my pairings have age gaps or feature a character who is underage in their cannon. I would prefer a character be portrayed as 16 if in a relationship with someone, and would request that there not be graphic smut of them unless they are 18 (18 and still in high school is fine). This is not a hard and fast rule.

**Bestiality I’m okay with any level of sentients/non-sentients. I do prefer no pets, unless the prompts point in that direction, and as far as topping goes, I do prefer that the animal is the one doing the fucking. Dub-con or Non-con is fine, but I prefer it to be dub/non-con on the human side (yes, I know non-sentient animals cannot give consent etc etc. For this I’d considered enthusiastically fucking away would be consent)


It’s all in the details: Here are just a few little details that are too difficult to define in the good, the bad, and the kinky section. Again this are all just suggestions, but if you’re ever curious about the little things I like:

  • Drool: when in smut the bottom character is overwhelmed by sensation (or being throatfucked hard) and they have a little bit of saliva running down their chin. Not like huge puddles, just a little bit cause they can’t keep their mouth closed.

  • Bottom character called slut: It’s my particularly favorite part of dirty talk is when the top calls the bottom a slut - especially when it’s the bottoms first time/they aren’t slutty at all.

  • Top telling the bottom not to come, and the bottom obeying.


Prompts

(what? omg? I thought I wasn't going to do prompts?) Here is a link to my general prompts spreadsheet! But there are a few notes about this:


  • It's a general list! There will be prompts for pairings I didn't sign up for there as well as the possibility that the pairings I signed up for not being there. However, if you see a prompt for say Buzzfeed Unsolved but you really like it and you'd like to use it for say Fantastic Beasts, that's fine!

  • Google Docs shows who is currently in a document. It's very possible I might be looking at the list two, so if you truly wish to stay anonymous you should look in a different browser/incognito mode.

I'm working on a different way to post this (Maybe a prompt meme on AO3? Because that's a thing apparently?) but for now it's what I have. 

May. 27th, 2018

Lydia

Dear Nonconathon Writer...

Coming soon

Mar. 2nd, 2018

Lydia

Dear Smut Swap Creator...

Thank you so much for writing for me!! You're absolutely fabulous and I'm sure I'll love whatever you write. If you already have an idea for what you want to write please go right ahead! This is mostly here to help you if you're stuck (because I've been stuck before on exchanges with no idea what to write and it kind of sucks right?).


Likes and Dislikes:


I'm generally pretty easy going about these things. There are very few things I'm specific about and you know if it's something not on the list it could just be that I haven't figured out I like it yet. (The way I figured out I like ... uhm blood, is by writing a serial killer fic for a friend. You're never too old to learn things about yourself.)

The Good: AUs (College, coffee shop, etc), fake relationships, kid/family fic, slow burn, supernatural shit, arranged marriages, situational irony, comedy in general, soulmates, fluff, hurt/comfort.

The Bad: DNW: 1st or 2nd person POV, dead animals, scat, golden showers, second hand embarrassment, underage sex*, necrophilia, haunted dolls, unbirth, vore, throat birth, penis birth, bursting.

The Kinky: Mpreg, breeding/impregnation, cum stuffing, double penetration, sloppy seconds, rimming, dirty talk, figging, large age differences, tentacles, tetraphilia, bestiality**, oviposition, sex toys, prostitution, blood kink, first time, sexual slavery, something made them do it, heat sex, knotting, breeding specific dirty talk (or dirty talk in general), sexual frustration, bondage, gangbangs.


*The age gap/underage issue: Some of my pairings have age gaps or feature a character who is underage in their cannon. I would prefer a character be portrayed as 16 if in a relationship with someone, and would request that there not be graphic smut of them unless they are 18 (18 and still in high school is fine). I understand that some of my request may seem contradictory to this but I feel like this request can be worked around and should be respected.


**Bestiality I’m okay with any level of sentients/non-sentients. I do prefer no pets, unless the prompts point in that direction, and as far as topping goes, I do prefer that the animal is the one doing the fucking. Dub-con or Non-con is fine, but I prefer it to be dub/non-con on the human side (yes, I know non-sentient animals cannot give consent etc etc. For this I’d considered enthusiastically fucking away would be consent.)


I’m going to also throw this out there. Anything that is not listed in the bad section is fair game. The way I do my sign ups when there are freeform tags is to create a mini freeform list of things I like and then assign them to my pairings. My mini freeform list was over 100 long. There’s no way I got everything I’d be down for listed... Actually I’ll post that list. Anything here is free game, you can add it to any of my ships or pairings, or completely ignore it.

Accidental marriage
Accidental Soul bond
Accidental Oviposition
All the way through
Altar Sex
Always pregnant and loving it
Anal Fingering
Anal Fisting
Anal Plug
Arguing during sex
Arms and Legs Dangling off the ground while being spitroasted
Arranged Marriage
Banter as foreplay
Being Raped as a part of hero training
belly kink
human fucktoy
begging to slow down
Bestiality
Bloodplay
Bondage
Breeder strapped into breeding stands
breeding
breeding bench
breeding program
broodmare
cervix penetration
Character's body is considered government property
cock warming
come as lube
come inflation
come dumpster
competence kink
crossdressing
daddy kink
Dick is too big
Double penetration
Double penetration in one hole
dragon breeding
dream sex
drunk sex
dubious consent
egg laying
egg preg
enemies with benefits
enthusiastic broodmare for monsters
figging
first time
first heat
fisting
forced feminization
forced impregnation
forced mpreg/male turned into breeder
forced prostitution
forced submission
forced to have sex for entertainment of thirty party
free use
fuck bench
fucking machines
gangbangs
hair pulling
hair kink
having to stay quiet/quiet sex
height difference
held down
impregnation
impregnator wins the throne
knifeplay
knotting
lactation kink
large cock
lingerie
loss of virginity
loss of virginity to chosen person before obligatory sex with third party
male lactation
master/slave
mating cycles/in heat
Mind Games
Monster Cock
Mpreg
Multiple penetration
multiple orgasm
nipple sucking
non-human genitalia
object insertion
objectification/dehumanization
one night stand results in pregnancy
oral knotting
oviposition
orgasm delay/denial
painplay
Penis pumping
pimped out by the government
pinned by the wrists
politics made them do it
praise kink
pregnancy for fun and profit
pussy spanking
rape to force marriage
raped by monsters
religion kink
remote controlled sex toy
rimming
rivals with benefits
Saint Andrew's Cross
selling/auctioning their virginity
semi-public sex
sensory deprivation
sex after fighting
sex as a bargaining chip
sex for other people's entertainment
sex in a car
sex in the blood of their enemies
sex on a motorcycle
sex results in pregnancy
sex tears/crying during sex
sex to secure a treaty
sex with monsters
sex with plants
sexual slavery
shame in sexual desires
shoulder-deep fiting
small breeder worn as a condom
sounding
soul bond
spitroasting
spoils of war
spit as lube
spanking
state-mandated breeding
stockholm/lima syndromes
stomach bulge
stomach inflation
strap ons
stuck halfway through hole in wall
sugar daddy/mamma
talked to orgasm
tentacles
throat bulge
throne sex
training sex slave
triple penetration
tripped and landed on a dick
Using position of authority to get sexual favors
V poly Relationship
Vibrators
Virginity kink





Prompts by Fandom:


Jumanji:Welcome to the Jungle

Anthony "Fridge" Johnson/Spencer Gilpin || Bethany Walker/Martha Kaply || Dr. Smolder Bravestone | Spencer Gilpin/Franklin "Mouse" Finbar | Anthony "Fridge" Johnson || Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough | Alex Vreeke/Jungle Animals || Prof. Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon | Bethany Walker/Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough | Alex Vreeke || Prof. Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon | Bethany Walker/Ruby Roundhouse | Martha Kaply


Accidental Marriage || Accidental Soulbonding Solidified With Sex || Anal Fingering || Bestiality || Breeding Program || Competence Kink || Cock Warming || Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || First Time || forced impregnation || Free Use || Loss of Virginity || Rimming || Pussy Spanking || Stomach Bulge || Strap-Ons || Vibrators || Talked to Orgasm || Spanking || Sex on a motorcycle



  • Alex finds a side quest to get a new life called Animal Husbandry

  • Honestly I’m down for Alex getting used by the things in the game for 20 years before the rest of the group shows up.

  • Fridge and Spencer find out just how effect Dr. Smolder’s smolder really is.

  • Sex in game leads to pregnancy outside of game (really would love Prof. Shelly | Bethany and Ruby Roundhouse | Martha for this. But also open to any other pairing)

  • Bethany has sex in game so she can see what having a dick is really like.


Young Justice

Bart Allen/Khaji Da/Jaime Reyes || Future Blue Beetle/Bart Allen || Bart Allen/Jaime Reyes || Roy Harper/Clone Roy Harper/Wally West


Breeding Program || Breeders strapped into breeding stands/rape racks || Bondage || Anal Fingering || Anal Sex || Belly Kink || Character's Body Is Considered Government Property || Double Penetration || Dubious Consent || First Time || Forced to have sex for entertainment of third party || Height Differences || Human Fucktoy || Hair-pulling || Held Down || Lingerie || forced impregnation || Mpreg || Sex on a motorcycle || Spoils of War


Recently I’ve really been feeling Bart Allen whump. And I really love the idea of him being future!Blue Beetles sex slave in the past. I love the idea of him dealing with the past memories of being with Future!Blue Beetle when he’s with Jaime in the current time. But what I really don’t love is how young he is. (I want to say fandom said he’s 12? I thought he was 14? I would really love for him to be at least 16? But 18 is also a good age? So you do you, but please no 12 yr old Bart Allen being used sexually.)



  • Future!Blue Beetle uses Bart as his personal sex toy.

  • A Reach breeding program in the future to make more metas. Bart is one of the broodmares.

  • Khaji Da always tries to beetle up every time Jaime and Bart get intimate (Jaime’s heart rate goes up, Khaji Da thinks they’re being attacked, and he’s a dick.) That is until they include him in the activities.

  • Clone Roy and Original Roy fight over who gets Wally. Wally asks why not both?

  • Bart and Jaime’s first time


Buzzfeed Unsolved

Ryan Bergara/Demons || Ryan Bergara/Ghosts || Ryan Bergara/Shane Madej/Brent Bennett || Shane Madej/Bigfoot|| Brent Bennett/Ryan Bergara || Ryan Bergara/Shane Madej

Accidental Soul Bond || Anal Fingering || Bondage || Bloodplay || Begging to slow down || banter as foreplay || Bestiality || Knifeplay || Painplay || Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || Arms and Legs Dangling off the Ground While Being Spitroasted || Altar Sex || Comeplay || Dubious Consent || Drunk Sex || Figging || Height Differences || Held Down || Object Insertion || Sex with Monsters


Since “one of them is not a regular human” is a huge trope in this fandom I figured I should also share my favorites of that: Serial Killer!Ryan, Demon!Shane (I mean that’s a huge part of fandom), and Fae!Shane.



  • Serial Killer!Ryan finds out about Demon!Shane when he abducts him to be his next victim.

  • Ghosts, Demons, or Bigfoot (respective of pairings) catch one of them.

  • Shane likes the way Ryan squirms during figging.

  • Demon!Shane fucking Ryan in a church on the altar.


Hamlet:

Claudius/Hamlet || Guildenstern/Hamlet/Rosencrantz || Guildenstern/Rosencrantz || Hamlet/Horatio || Hamlet/Laertes || Hamlet/Ophelia

Throne Sex || Impregnator Wins the Throne || Using Position Of Authority To Get Sexual Favors || Power Dynamics || Breeding || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || Sex Tears/Crying During Sex || Semi-Public Sex || selling/auctioning their virginity || politics made them do it || Mpreg || Loss of Virginity to Chosen Person Before Obligatory Sex With Third Party || Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex || Free Use || Forced Feminization || First Time|| first heat || Character's Body Is Considered Government Property|| Bondage || Begging to slow down


Please feel free to completely fuck up Hamlet. If an ABOverse fic I definitely want hamlet as an omega (especially if his mother and Claudius look down on him for it.) I also totally realized that I should have nominated Prince Norway/Hamlet as well, so if you want to slip that in in anyway please feel free to.



  • Whoever impregnates Hamlet gets the throne

  • The reverse of the first, Hamlet was supposed to remain chaste till marriage but his pregnancy sure proved that false.

  • Claudius whoring Hamlet out for favors of others (This would be a good place to add Norway actually.)

  • Laertes claims Hamlet as payback for killing his father. Bonus points of Claudius acts all upset about it, but is secretly very happy that Laertes is taking his troublesome nephew/stepson away.

  • Hamlet loses his virginity to Horatio before being married/sold off to Laertes, Claudius, or Norway.

  • Ophelia domming the crap out of Hamlet


The Following:

Joe Carroll/Ryan Hardy || Joe Carroll/Roderick Nelson || Emma Hill/Paul Torres/Jacob Wells || Roderick Nelson/Mike Weston || Paul Torres/Jacob Wells

Accidental Soul Bond || Knifeplay || Bloodplay || Painplay || Enemies With Benefits || Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane || Begging to slow down || Anal Fisting || Dick Is Too Big || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || Free Use || Objectification/Dehumanization || Rape to force Marriage ('damaged goods law') || remote controlled sex toy || Sex After Fighting/Battle || Sexual Slavery || Shame in Sexual Desires || Held As Sex Slave By Enemy || Vibrators || Using Position Of Authority To Get Sexual Favors



  • Joe or Roderick kidnap Ryan or Mike and keep them as a sex slave at the cult house.

  • Joe insist Roderick proves his loyalty by bearing his child.

  • Mike or Ryan are given to Joe or Roderick by the FBI in exchange for information that could bring down the cult or hostages. Or sent as undercover sex slave to gather information.

  • Mike has a fling with Sheriff Nelson before finding out he's Roderick.

  • Mike realizes he enjoys pain sexually, and Roderick is all to happy to help him experience all facets of that.

  • Jacob finally has his first kill. He Ema, and Paul (or just Paul depending on pairing) have sex in the blood.



Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them

Credence Barebone/Original Percival Graves || Credence Barebone/Gellert Grindelwald || Newt Scamander's Magical Beasts/Newt Scamander || Newt Scamander's Magical Beasts/Jacob Kowalski || Newt Scamander's Magical Beasts/Credence Barebottom || Gellert Grindelwald/Original Percival

Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || Oviposition || Egg Laying (After Eggpreg) || forced impregnation || Begging to slow down || Shame in Sexual Desires || Dubious Consent Due To Identity Issues || Breeders strapped into breeding stands/rape racks || Anal Fingering || First Time with a guy || Rape to force Marriage ('damaged goods law') || Accidental Soul Bond || Feminization || Lingerie || Forced to have sex for entertainment of third party || Lactation Kink || Loss of Virginity || Loss of Virginity to Chosen Person Before Obligatory Sex With Third Party || monster cock || Praise Kink


  • Newt strapping himself to a breeding stand of some sort and letting the animals in his case breed him.

  • Jacob or Credence accidentally getting stuck in Newt’s case and being bred by the magical beasts.

  • While both in captivity, Credence has sex with Graves because Grindelwald is going to take him in the morning.

  • Grindelwald raping Graves to force a marriage, giving him access to the Graves name and fortune.

  • Grindelwald impregnates Credence. Graves claims the child as his own to spare Credence the humiliation of having Grindelwald’s child.

  • Credence is ashamed of his homosexual desire/feminization kink.

  • While Grindelwald is polyjuiced as Graves he forges a soulbond with Credence. However when he is forced back to his real form, the soulbond shifts to original Graves and Credence.

  • Credences first time with Graves or Grindelwald.

  • Credence can tell the difference between Graves and Grindelwald in bed (Graves is careful, almost worshipful, Grindelwald is a hard fuck and enjoys Credence crying from how rough it is.)



Original Works

I always have a hard time deciding on pairings for original works. Especially this time when there were over 400 pairings nommed. So I have three sets of them. The first set is Bestial, the second is Humanoid, and the third is Quasi-humanoid (the things that could go either way.) I tried to split my pairings up as best as possible to fit each category (I.E. the Beast ones are a lot about breeding, and the humanoid ones are about humiliation/painplay type stuff) But if you see a tag offered in one section that you would like to do in the other please feel free to use it. I am going to group up pairings that have similar requests.

Bestial


monster cock || Oviposition || Egg Laying (After Eggpreg) || Small Breeder Worn as a Condom || Sex with Monsters || Bestiality || Sex with plants || Arms and Legs Dangling off the Ground While Being Spitroasted || forced impregnation || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || Non-Human Genitalia || Lactation Kink || Knotting || Begging to slow down || Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || Come Inflation || Belly Kink || Being Raped As A Part Of Hero Training || First Time || Fuck Bench


Captive to Be Sacrificed to a Foreign God/Foreign God || Eldritch Horror/Male Sacrifice || Temple Guardian/Male Thief || God/Male Virgin Sacrifice


Pick your own adventure as far as what the god/horror/guardian looks like. I’m 100% here for the god/horror/guardian being big and scary and wanting to breed the poor sacrifice/thief. I’m also 100% here for the sacrifice/thief being really into it.


  • Guardian puts one egg into thief for everything he stole, and thief stole a lot.

  • Captive has always been afraid of the foreign god, but now that he seems him up close he’s actually kind of cute?

  • Sacrifice figured they would be constantly worshipping their new masters but their new lover worships their pregnant belly more.

  • God/Horror/Guardian has a really big dick.

  • Male Dragon/Human || Dragon/Prince || Dragon/Dragon Rider


    I love me so dragons breeding humans. Big dicks and Eggs all around. I’m okay with either sentient dragons, or more beasty dragons. And I don’t care of this size is unrealistic for human anatomy.



    • Prince goes to kill the dragon that plagues his kingdom, ends up it’s broodmare instead.

    • Dragon goes into heat and fucks its rider (yes, I’ve written that multiple times,and yet it’s still one of my favorite prompts.)

    • A man from the town sacrifices himself to the dragon to keep it from destroying his village.

    • Human/Prince/Rider trying to birth a large dragon egg

    • Dragon Egg inside Human/Rider/Prince generates lot of heat and keeps them uncomfortably hot

    • Dragon egg inside Human/Rider/Prince is large enough they have a hard time breathing

    • Being fucked after already taking the dragon’s egg.


    Catboy/Male Catboy Breeder || Horse/Horse Breeder || Dogs/Dog Breeder || Disgraced Prince/Dogs || Farmer's Son/Male Work Horse


    • Horse breeder/Catboy Breeder/Dog Breeder resort to using himself as a broodmare.
    • Catboy breeder figures out that breeding the Catboy’s himself gives him larger, stronger, more valuable catboys (plus he loves the way they writh with their oversized youth stuffed in their gut.)

    • Farmer uses his son as a broodmare for horses.

    • Farmer’s son sneaks down to the stables one night to ride the new stallion.

    • Enemy troops let the dogs breed their captured prince.

    • Enemy troops force the Prince to be breed by his own dogs.


    Archaeologist Studying an Ancient Temple/Snake Deity they Disturb || Snake Deity/Young Person Who Offers Themself as a Sacrifice in Exchange for Their Help || Newly Ordained Snake Priest/Snake Who Chooses Him to Incubate His Eggs


    All the snakes! I’m completely down for a snake, multiple snakes acting as one, or a Naga or naga-like creature.


    • Snake deity will help young person only if they bare a clutch of his young.

    • it’s an honor for Priest to bare the clutch of his Snake god, even if they are heavy and it hurts

    • Archeologist never expected the myths of the snake diety to be real, until what he thought was a statue of the snake diety wraps around him and fucks him full of eggs.


    Tentacle Monster/Male Human || Dryad/Lost Male Hiker || Park Ranger/Monster who lives in the woods


    Tentacle Monster selection (though Monster in the woods could be anything, plant, big foot, bird person, whatever you feel like I’m down). I’m a big fan of someone being held still by tentacles while being fucked. For the monster in the woods I’m definitely a fan of the Search and Rescue stories on R/NoSleep so if you wanted to do something similar to that I’d be so in aw.


    • Park Ranger knew what lurked in the woods and always managed to avoid it, until now.

    • After being fucked Human/Park Ranger/Hiker have to walk back to civilization, belly uncomfortably full of monster come or eggs. (Bonus points for eggs resting on prostate and making him horny. Extra Bonus points for him having to stop and give birth. Extra Extra Bonus points for the eggs hatching while still inside of him.)


    Flower/Fairy


    I have so many feels for this prompt. I personally am a huge gardener and I worked in a floral shop over valentines. I’m including some inspirational pictures:




    Orchid
    Phalaenopsis Orchid. Probably the most common type of orchid. See that big thing right there in the middle. I want a fairy getting fucked on that.
    Roots Phalaeopsis Orchid. These are the roots. They’re so different than other plants in that they are so thick... Like a tentacle. Ya know?
    LilyStargazer Lily. One of my co-workers told me that the pollen (in the long brown things) stains everything orange - clothes, skin, etc. Not only that but that middle one with the bulb on it would be a fantastic fucker. And the poor Fairy going home, dyed bright orange and everyone knows exactly what he did.



    • Small bee like Fairy gets caught while polinating flowers.

    • Fairy was trying to pick the flower, the flower objected and decided to teach Fairy a lesson

    • a more human size fairy plants a strange new garden from seeds he was given. One of the plants reproduces in more gardener involved ways.


    Adult Man Visiting His Childhood Home After Years Away/Monster Under His Old Bed


    For this prompt I see something more sweet and caring. Maybe the monster under his bed was more like a friend. Maybe he realized his attraction to it after years away at college. Maybe he was afraid of it then but now he’s not. I’m open to any kind of monster - tentacle beasts, big and furry, mutlple cocks. Whatever your heart desires. I could also see maybe the man and his GF/Ex-GF/Wife are about to have a baby and the monster impregates the man with the monster that will live under his child’s bed.



    Humanoid


    Coming soon...

Feb. 26th, 2018

Lydia

Dear smut swap creator...

Coming soon...

Feb. 11th, 2018

Lydia

Dear Unusual Bearings Creator...

Thank you so much for writing for me!! You're absolutely fabulous and I'm sure I'll love whatever you write. If you already have an idea for what you want to write please go right ahead! This is mostly here to help you if you’re stuck (because I’ve been stuck before on exchanges with no idea what to write and it kind of sucks right?).


Likes and Dislikes:


I'm generally pretty easy going about these things. There are very few things I'm specific about and you know if it's something not on the list it could just be that I haven't figured out I like it yet. (The way I figured out I like ... uhm blood, is by writing a serial killer fic for a friend. You're never too old to learn things about yourself.)


ABO specific: I’m good with any trope related to ABO- Mpreg, breeding, knotting, biting, claiming bites, social dynamic exploration, soulmate AUs (might not technically be ABO but works well with it), or anything else you can think of. There is no limit.


The Good: AUs (College, coffee shop, etc), fake relationships, kid/family fic, slow burn, supernatural shit, arranged marriages, situational irony, comedy in general, soulmates, fluff, hurt/comfort.


The Bad: DNW: 1st or 2nd person POV, dead animals, scat, golden showers, second hand embarrassment, underage sex*, necrophilia, haunted dolls, unbirth, vore, throat birth, penis birth, bursting.


The Kinky: Mpreg, breeding/impregnation, cum stuffing, double penetration, sloppy seconds, rimming, dirty talk, figging, large age differences, tentacles, tetraphilia, oviposition, sex toys, prostitution, blood kink, first time, sexual slavery, something made them do it, heat sex, knotting, cum stuffing, breeding specific dirty talk (or dirty talk in general), sexual frustration, bondage, gangbangs.


*The age gap/underage issue: Some of my pairings have age gaps or feature a character who is underage in their cannon. I would prefer a character be portrayed as 16 if in a relationship with someone, and would request that there not be graphic smut of them unless they are 18 (18 and still in high school is fine). I understand that some of my request may seem contradictory to this but I feel like this request can be worked around and should be respected.


Prompts by Fandom:


DC Cinematic Universe

Arthur Curry impregnates Bruce Wayne || Bruce Wayne impregnates Barry Allen || Bruce Wayne impregnates Clark Kent || Justice League impregnates Barry Allen || Lex Luthor impregnates Clark Ken || Pregnant Barry Allen/Victor Stone || Pregnant Diana Prince /Etta Candy


A/B/O breeding || Age Difference || Belly Kink || Breast Milking || Bondage || Breeding Kink || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Comeplay || Impregnation Kink || Impregnation Porn || Lactation Kink || Mating Cycles/In Heat || Mpreg || Sugar Daddy


  • Bruce buys everything Barry could want or need while having his baby.
  • Diana, pregnant after the events of Wonder Woman, adjust to living outside of Themyscira. Etta Helps her. (open to anyone as her baby daddy, prefer Steve but I realize that falls outside of the nature of this exchange, so you do you.)
  • Lex and Clark have Connor the old fashion way.
  • After a Justice League Gangbang or Orgy Barry ends up Pregnant. Either hijinks in finding out who the other parent is, or the JL deciding to just all co-parent.
  • Barry asks for a gangbang for his birthday.
  • Arthur asks Bruce to help him with an Atlantean ritual. He accidentally knocks up Bruce in the process.
  • Barry gets pregnant after a series of one night stands and Victor agrees to help find the baby daddy. They end up falling in love instead.
  • Clark didn’t know his Kryptonian biology would let him get pregnant.
  • Any smut with any one and lactation kink.
Hamlet - Shakespeare:</u>

Claudius impregnates Hamlet || Horatio impregnates Hamlet || Laertes impregnates Hamlet || Ophelia impregnates Hamlet || Rosencrantz and Guildenstern impregnates Hamlet


A/B/O breeding || abandoned after pregnancy is revealed || Belly Kink || Breeders strapped into breeding stands/rape racks || Breeding Kink || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Cock Warming || Comeplay || Denial of contraception || Forced Feminization of Pregnant Male || Forced marriage because of pregnancy || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || impregnation to ensure diplomatic relations || Impregnator Wins the Throne || Pregnancy is Forbidden but We Got Pregnant Anyway


Make it hurt. I am a huge fan of fucking up Hamlet even more than Shakespeare did. I would sell my soul for a ABO Hamlet fic with Omega!Hamlet. Go wild. I would prefer canon divergence that doesn’t end in everyone but Horatio dying, but you do you.


  • Whoever knocks up Hamlet gets the throne.
  • Omega Hamlet can’t get pregnant without losing his throne.
  • Horatio is the only Alpha to not treat Omega Hamlet like a hole to be used.
  • Laertes claims Hamlet as pay back for Hamlet killing his father.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Animals impregnate Jefferson McDonough | Alex Vreeke || Fridge Johnson impregnates Spencer Gilpin || Shelly Oberon impregnates Jefferson McDonough || Shelly Oberon | Bethany Walker impregnates Ruby Roundhouse | Martha Kaply


abandoned after pregnancy is revealed || animal husbandry || Bestiality || Belly Kink || Breeding Kink || Character is trapped in a false reality where they are pregnant || Come Inflation || Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || Forced Breeding/Impregnation || Impregnation Kink || Non-Consensual Body Modification Leading to Mpreg || Pregnant character doesn't believe they're pregnant || Mpreg || Stomach Bulge


  • Alex finds a way to get spare lives via the Animal Husbandry side quest.
  • Fridge and Spencer have a fuck buddy’s relationship before Jumanji that results in pregnancy. Spencer doesn’t tell him till Jumanji happens.
  • When Bethany and Martha had sex in Jumanji they didn’t realize that Martha would end up pregnant when they got out of the game.
  • Instead of them meeting Alex shortly after coming out of the game, Bethany meets this cute slightly older guy who reminds her so much of alex. Things happen, and he brings her home to meet his dad and it is Alex. Alex tells her that he came out of Jumanji pregnant with her kid.

Psych:

Carlton Lassiter impregnates Shawn Spencer


A/B/O breeding || Belly Kink || Bondage || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Breast Milking || Cock Warming || Comeplay || Impregnation Kink || Impregnation Porn || Lactation Kink || Mpreg || Pregnant character doesn't believe they're pregnant || Acting as a breeder in exchange for a shortened prison sentence


  • Shawn gets arrested for something related to the fake psychic thing. He agrees to live with Lassiter and have his child(ren) for a shortened sentence.
  • Shawn doesn’t know he’s pregnant and gets himself kidnapped. Lassiter who has figured it out and doesn’t know how Shawn missed it, freaks out.
  • Alpha Lassiter knocks up Omega Shawn during a one night stand right before Shawn starts consulting with the police.
  • In the flashback we see Shawn getting arrested for joyriding, and his dad tells Rookie Cop!Lassiter to book him. Shawn seduces Lassiter in the interrogation room and ends up pregnant. Now years later, Lassiter gets to meet the son he never knew about. (or anything else related to Lassiter booking Shawn)

The Following:

Emma Hill impregnates Paul Torres and Jacob Wells || Joe Carroll impregnates Roderick Nelson || Joe Carroll impregnates Ryan Hardy || Paul Torres impregnates Jacob Wells || Roderick Nelson impregnates Mike Weston


A/B/O breeding || abandoned after pregnancy is revealed || Acting as a breeder in exchange for a shortened prison sentence || Belly Kink || Bondage || Breeders strapped into breeding stands/rape racks || Breeding Kink || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Cock Warming || Comeplay || Denial of contraception || Forced Breeding/Impregnation || Fisting to make birth easier || Forced Feminization of Pregnant Male || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || Forced to have sex for entertainment of third party || Impregnation Kink || Impregnation Porn || Lactation Kink || Non-Consensual Body Modification Leading to Mpreg


  • Joe or Roderick kidnap Ryan or Mike and keep them as a sex slave at the cult house.
  • Joe insist Roderick proves his loyalty by bearing his child.
  • After finding out they’re pregnant, Emma, Paul, and Jacob, or just Paul and Jacob, run away from the cult.
  • Mike has a fling with Sheriff Nelson before finding out he’s Roderick. Mike gets pregnant.
  • Ryan or Mike go to a conjugal visit with Joe or Roderick and get pregnant.


DCU:

Barry Allen/Pregnant Hal Jordan || Bruce Wayne impregnates Clark Kent || Joker impregnates Bruce Wayne || Bruce Wayne impregnates Joker || Hal Jordan impregnates Barry Allen || Khaji Da/Pregnant Jaime Reyes || Khaji Da impregnates Jaime Reyes || Lex Luthor impregnates Clark Kent || Thaal Sinestro impregnates Hal Jordan || Kon-El | Conner Kent impregnates Tim Drake


A/B/O breeding || abandoned after pregnancy is revealed || Acting as a breeder in exchange for a shortened prison sentence || Belly Kink || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Cock Warming ||Forced Breeding/Impregnation || Forced Feminization of Pregnant Male || Forced marriage because of pregnancy || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || Impregnation Porn || Labor/Childbirth at Awkward/Unexpected Time || Non-Consensual Body Modification Leading to Mpreg || Pregnant character doesn't believe they're pregnant || Sugar Daddy


  • Bruce gets pregnant with the Joker’s child and the media fall out that follows.
  • Joker agrees to participate in a breeder auction to shorten his prison sentence. Bruce buys him to keep him from hurting a normal person who buys him.
  • Thaal and Hal have a fling but Thaal doesn’t want to deal with a pregnant Hal. Barry steps in and helps his friend. They fall in love.
  • Lex and Clark make Conner the old fashion way.
  • Someone doesn’t realize/believe they’re pregnant until they get hit during battle and almost miscarry.
  • Bruce provides everything his pregnant lover needs and more.
  • Thaal kidnaps Hal and impregnates him.
  • Time uses some new wayne tech on himself and accidentally gets pregnant with Kon’s child.
  • Thaal uses his ring to help impregnate Hal.
  • Khaji Dah needs to procreate and Jaime is just right there.
  • Khaji Dah helping to take care of Jaime when he’s pregnant.
  • Someone going into labor on a mission.


Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them:

Newt Scamander's creature(s) impregnate Newt Scamander || Newt Scamander's creature(s) impregnate Jacob Kowalski || Newt Scamander's creature(s) impregnate Credence Barebone || Original Percival Graves impregnates Credence Barebone || Original Percival Graves/Credence Barebone who is impregnated by Gellert Grindelwald || Percival Graves | Gellert Grindelwald impregnates Original Percival Graves || Original Percival Graves/Credence Barebone who is impregnated by Newt Scamander's creature(s) || Percival Graves | Gellert Grindelwald impregnates Credence Barebone


abandoned after pregnancy is revealed || Age Difference || animal husbandry || Bestiality || Belly Kink || Breeding Kink || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Cock Warming || Comeplay || Come Inflation || Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || Forced Feminization of Pregnant Male || forced mpreg/male turned into breeder || Impregnation Kink || Knotting || Oviposition || Pregnant with Monster(s) || Size Difference || Stomach Bulge || Sugar Daddy


  • Newt’s creatures catch someone when they need to mate.
  • Gellert Grindelwald needs an heir and Credence will be providing it.
  • Gellert Grindelwald “accidentally” impregnates Graves and/or Credence.
  • Gellert Grindelwald forces Credence to dress like a girl since he’s pregnant and needs to go in nomag New York.
  • Percival provides everything Credence needs while he’s pregnant with his/Newt’s Creature’s/Grindelwald’s baby.
  • Newt is trying to save an almost extinct creature and can only help it reproduce by providing a hand.
  • Percival didn’t know Credence could get pregnant because he didn’t think he was a wizard.
  • Credence wishes for a reminder of his time with Graves (Either original or Grindelwald). His magic obliges.



The Good Place:

Eleanor Shellstrop impregnates Chidi Anagonye || Eleanor Shellstrop impregnates Tahani Al-Jamil || Janet impregnates Jason Mendoza || Trevor impregnates Eleanor Shellstrop


Acting as a breeder in exchange for a shortened prison sentence || Belly Kink || Bondage || Character didn't know they were pregnant || Character is trapped in a false reality where they are pregnant || Denial of contraception || Pregnancy is Forbidden but We Got Pregnant Anyway || Pregnant character doesn't believe they're pregnant || Pregnant with Demon(s)


  • One of them remains pregnant after a reset.
  • Janet and Jason figure out how to have sex. They do it wrong.
  • Trevor offers to let Eleanor stay in the Good Place if she’ll have sex with him. She gets pregnant.


Original (Beastial Prompts):

Bestiality || Non-Consensual Bestiality || Breeders strapped into breeding stands/rape racks || Bondage || animal husbandry || Denial of contraception || Egg Laying || Eggpreg || Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters || Forced to have sex for entertainment of third party || Impregnated by a plant || Impregnation Porn || Lactation Kink || Oviposition || Pregnant with Monster(s) || Double Knotting || Knotting || Fisting to make birth easier || Mating Cycles/In Heat || Come Inflation


I’m a huge fan of original kink fic. So much so I had to split my prompts into two different sections (and there were still 20 things I wanted to prompt but couldn’t because I already had to cut 14 fandoms off my sign up and I couldn’t cut another one!). The only things off limit are the things in my DNWs. Get as kinky as you want with these. I’m a huge fan of creatures catching unsuspecting victims. I’m down for the fucking, dealing with pregnancy, birth, or life with the new little one. Of course if you want to write sweet fluffy fic I’m down for that too.


Giant Insect impregnates Human || Mermaid impregnates Long Distance Swimmer || Minotaur Impregnates Female Human || Slime impregnates Human || Unicorn impregnates Virgin || Giant impregnates Human || Male Orc impregnates Male Elf


  • Someone gets caught by a creature/humaniod in rut.
  • Illicit interspecies relationship (Giant, Mermaid, Minotaur, or Orc only)

Dogs impregnate Disgraced Prince


  • Conquering army lets their dogs fuck the prince while they watch (Could also end with the conqueror’s fucking the prince/getting blow jobs from him as well)

Tree impregnates Human || Flower impregnates Male Fairy


  • Plant using human/fairy to carry their seeds. (I really like the stamen from Orchids if you’re looking for flower inspiration)
  • Fairy pollinating flower gets caught by flower.
  • Fairy willingly fucking himself on inanimate flower stamen.
  • Human eats fruit from tree and finds seeds developing in their system.

Alien Plant Impregnates Human Stranded On Exoplanet || Snake Deity in an Ancient Temple impregnates Archaeologist Who Disturbed Them || Temple Guardian impregnates Trespasser || Statue impregnates Explorer


  • Someone getting fucked as a punishment for invading sacred places.
  • Archaeologist falls in love with Snake Deity after being caught and impregnated. Moves into Temple to worship his master.

Eldritch Abomination impregnates Male Sacrifice || Demons impregnate Priest


  • An attack on a temple ends with the demons fucking the priest.
  • In a moment of weakness a priest had a fling with demon(s). Now he has to hide his pregnancy from the rest of his order.
  • Male Sacrifice must bare the abominations child in exchange for significant prowers, if he can survive the pregnancy.

Horse impregnates Farmer's Son || Animals impregnate Zookeeper || Male Dragon impregnates Their Rider || Work Horse impregnates Farmer's Son


  • Farmer uses his son to as a mare to increase his heard.
  • Farmer’s son sneaks down to the barn because he wants to ride the new staillion.
  • Zookeeper needs to help an endanger animal procreate.
  • Dragon Rider has to tame a dragon by riding it.
  • Zookeeper/Farmer’s son/Dragon Rider gets stuck in a pen with their charge who is in rut.


Original (Humanoid Prompts):

A/B/O breeding ||Belly Kink ||Bondage || Breast Milking || Breeding Kink || Breeding Slaves || Cock Warming || Comeplay || Come Inflation || Denial of contraception || Forced Breeding/Impregnation || Forced Feminization of Pregnant Male || Forced to have sex for entertainment of third party || Impregnation Kink || Lactation Kink || Publicly used until pregnant || Stomach Bulge || Sugar Daddy || Knotting || Double Knotting


I’m a huge fan of original kink fic. So much so I had to split my prompts into two different sections (and there were still 20 things I wanted to prompt but couldn’t because I already had to cut 14 fandoms off my sign up and I couldn’t cut another one!). The only things off limit are the things in my DNWs. Get as kinky as you want with these. I’m a huge fan of creatures catching unsuspecting victims. I’m down for the fucking, dealing with pregnancy, birth, or life with the new little one. Of course if you want to write sweet fluffy fic I’m down for that too.



Businessman impregnates Male Office Slut || King impregnates male consort || Sugar Daddy impregnates Kept Boy ||Male Knight impregnates Prince || Male master impregnates male slave


  • Businessman didn’t think anything would come of his fling with office slut, but then the “slut” finds out he’s pregnant and businessman is the only one who could be the father.
  • Kept Boy has a hard pregnancy but Sugar Daddy does everything he can to ease his suffering.
  • After getting pregnant Kept Boy gets turned out on the streets by his Sugar Daddy.
  • Prince gets pregnant after a fling with a knight. Now he has to hid his pregnancy
  • King needs an heir so he turns to his consort. Much to the consort’s embarrassment the King requires him to be around and ready to be breed at any moment, including in the crowded throne room.

Male Enemy General in Disguise impregnates Pretty Prince || Male Traitor to the Kingdom impregnates Former Youngest Prince Turned Slaveboy ||Male mafia don impregnates male undercover FBI agent || King impregnates His Son Who Refuses to Marry || Powerful Mage impregnates Submissive Pet Demon Who Eagerly Protects Their Master || Well-Endowed Manservant impregnates Captive Catboy Prince


  • Enemy general seduced the Pretty prince to get information on their plans. What he doesn’t expect is to fall in love.
  • Traitor gets a reward for his loyalty to his new master. He enjoys breaking in the Prince.
  • Mafia Don knows the new thug is an FBI agent. He purposely seduces and impregnates the agent, and then calls in a tip about agent’s affair.
    Fired Manservant impregnates prince as pay back for getting fired.
  • Manservant ordered to fuck prince by invading general.
  • Demon offers himself up to powerful mage to save his master from the same fate.


Demon impregnates Holy Warrior || Demon summoning gone wrong impregnates Male Demon Summoner || Evil Sorcerer King impregnates Catboy Given to Him as a Tribute || Incubus impregnates Priest


  • Magic used to inflict a pregnancy as a punishment
  • Holy Warrior/Priest hide pregnancy to avoid their demonic lover being discovered.
  • Demon Summoner messes up protection sigils allowing the demon to harm them. Demon decides to fuck them instead.

Male slave impregnates fellow male slave


  • Master orders slaves to fuck for an audience.

Gangbang participant impregnates male slave || Fae Queen impregnates members of her male harem || Demon impregnates Demon Worshiping Cult


  • Fae Queen/Demon allows other to use and knock up harem/cult
  • Whichever member of the gangbang knocks up Male Slave gets to keep him.
  • Fae Queen puts fairy eggs in her harem. She chooses human males to impregnate because she loves the way they can’t handle pregnancy as well as women, and she loves the way they moan in pain.
  • To gain a demons favor you have to give of yourself. The more people who summon the stronger the demon. The cult needed a powerful demon.

Jan. 5th, 2018

Lydia

Dear Chocolate Box Writer...

Coming soon

Oct. 29th, 2017

Lydia

Dear ABO Exchange Writer...

Thank you so much for writing for me!! You're absolutely fabulous and I'm sure I'll love whatever you write.  If you already have an idea for what you want to write please go right ahead! This is mostly here to help you if you’re stuck (because I’ve been stuck before on exchanges with no idea what to write and it kind of sucks right?).


Likes and Dislikes:

I'm generally pretty easy going about these things. There are very few things I'm specific about and you know if it's something not on the list it could just be that I haven't figured out I like it yet. (The way I figured out I like ... uhm blood, is by writing a serial killer fic for a friend. You're never too old to learn things about yourself.)


ABO specific: I’m good with any trope related to ABO- Mpreg, breeding, knotting, biting, claiming bites, social dynamic exploration, soulmate AUs (might not technically be ABO but works well with it), or anything else you can think of. There is no limit.


The Good: AUs (College, coffee shop, etc), fake relationships, kid/family fic, slow burn, supernatural shit, arranged marriages, situational irony, comedy in general, soulmates, fluff, hurt/comfort.


The Bad: Abusive relationships, 1st or 2nd person POV, dead animals, scat, golden showers, second hand embarrassment, underage sex*, necrophilia, haunted dolls (seriously, completely freak me out, I won’t sleep for a week.)


The Kinky: Mpreg, breeding/impregnantion, cum stuffing, double penetration, sloppy seconds, rimming, dirty talk, figging, large age differences (though everyone must be atleast 18), tentacles, weird alien/supernatural genitals, oviposition, sex toys, prostitution, blood kink, first time, sexual slavery, something made them do it, heat sex, knotting, cum stuffing, breeding specific dirty talk (or dirty talk in general), sexual frustration, bondage, gangbangs.

The age gap/underage issue: I know fandoms been all over this recently. Some of my pairings have age gaps or feature a character who is underage in their cannon. If you are more comfortable aging them up then that is fine with me. If you want to write the age gap where it is or the characters at the age they are in cannon then that is also fine (unless otherwise specified. I do prefer a character to at least be 16 but I used to be in Kuro so really I’ve written worse.)  I do request however that you do not age characters down.



Prompts by Fandom:

Coming soon...

Oct. 23rd, 2017

Lydia

Dear Holly Jolly Polly Creator ...

Coming soon...

Oct. 4th, 2017

Lydia

Dear Yuletide writer...

Thank you so much for writing for me!! You're absolutely fabulous and I'm sure I'll love whatever you write.  If you already have an idea for what you want to write please go right ahead! This is mostly here to help you if you’re stuck (because I’ve been stuck before on exchanges with no idea what to write and it kind of sucks right?).


Also I’m really sorry for some of the vagueness in this letter. Most of these fandoms it’s been awhile since I last read/watched it and I can’t remember some of the details about the characters.


Likes and Dislikes:

I'm generally pretty easy going about these things. There are very few things I'm specific about and you know if it's something not on the list it could just be that I haven't figured out I like it yet. (The way I figured out I like ... uhm blood, is by writing a serial killer fic for a friend. You're never too old to learn things about yourself.)


The Good: AUs (College, coffee shop, etc), fake relationships, kid/family fic, slow burn, supernatural shit, arranged marriages, situational irony, comedy in general, soulmates, fluff, hurt/comfort.


The Bad: Abusive relationships, 1st or 2nd person POV, dead animals, scat, golden showers, second hand embarrassment, underage sex*, necrophilia, haunted dolls (seriously, completely freak me out, I won’t sleep for a week.)


The Kinky: Mpreg, breeding/impregnantion, cum stuffing, double penetration, sloppy seconds, rimming, dirty talk, figging, large age differences (though everyone must be atleast 18), tentacles, weird alien/supernatural genitals, oviposition, sex toys, prostitution, blood kink, first time, sexual slavery, something made them do it, heat sex, knotting, cum stuffing, breeding specific dirty talk (or dirty talk in general), sexual frustration, bondage, gangbangs.


* Underage sex clarification: If the pairing specified tends to hint more towards one or more characters being underage and whatever you’re writing doesn’t work for aging them up please at least don’t specifically state them being underage. This is one of those things that doesn’t bother me a lot but I try to avoid underage whenever possible.


Key for challenges:

☠ - Crueltide

❤ - Yuleporn

♀- Mrs. Clause

⚢ - Femslash festivus

Prompts by Fandom:

Bartimaeus by Jonathan Stroud

Bartimaeus || Ptolemy

The Bartimaeus trilogy + prequel is probably my favorite book ever. It was really my first fandom (though we will not talk about that fic).  I love Bartimaeus’ snarky story style and how much he cares for Ptolemy even years after Ptolemy is dead.  I would love anything about their past together. (Sorry to be so vague it’s been awhile since I’ve read the series.)

Ships:

Ptolemy/Bartimaeus

NOTPS:

Nathaniel/Bartimaeus

Atomic Blonde:

Delphine Lasalle || Lorraine Broughton || James Gasciogne

I was so sad that Delphine died. So my first request is fix it fic where she doesn’t or comes back somehow. I’m also curious about Lorraine’s past with James. (Let’s be real, I got James and David confused when I did my sign up, so if you wanted to write about David I’d be down for that too. But James is an interesting character and while I wasn’t trying to sign up for him, I’m down for fic written about him.) I like that Lorraine was a triple agent, so I would like to see anything about that. Was her relationship with James a cover or real? Did he know she was really working for the american’s?

Ships:

Delphine/Lorraine

Lorraine/David


King Arthur: Legend of the Sword:

Goosefat Bill || Arthur || Vortigern

I loved this movie! I would love anything about Arthur growing up in the brothel, everything from his early childhood all the way up to him taking a few clients of his own once he was older.  Goosefat Bill was probably my favorite character and I would love some backstory on him.  Vortigern made a good villain... I’m having a hard time remembering what I loved about him, other than shipping him with Arthur.


Ships:

Arthur/Goosefat Bill

Arthur/Vortigern

Wonder Woman:

Diana Prince || Etta Candy || Steve Trevor

I love this movie. I think DC finally got something right. Diana was awesome and powerful and gives me faith in the world. I loved getting to see her in her homeland and would love more about that time period. Or what happened after world war one. Did she help with world war two? Or just refuse to do anything ever again. Etta was also one of my favorite characters. I loved that she had things to do other than just assist Steve. Her holding Diana’s sword when Steve and Diana got in trouble in the back alley was one of my favorite scenes.  As for Steve, I loved seeing a male character (Particularly played by an actor known in his action roles.) as the love interest to the hero. I would love some backstory on all his friends and him meeting or other missions he had run. I do also have a specific plot idea for this particular fandom if you want something more specific. I would love a fic in which in their one night together Diana got pregnant with Steve’s baby. I would love anything about her finding out she’s pregnant and figuring out how to raise a baby on her own (or with Etta’s help! Or the occasional appearance of any of the side characters who helped them throughout the way.)

Ships:

Diana/Etta

Diana/Steve

Galavant:

Galavant || Richard

I loved this show. I loved how ridiculous it was. I loved the music. I loved the characters. Galavant was by far one of my favorites. I like the idea that he’s the only serious character in this show. I would love any continuation of the story, since I think it was canceled (If not tell me so and you will make my year). As for Richard I love his transformation from the beginning being the evil king to such a ridiculous parody of himself, to finally being proven the one true king. As for the shippy thing, I remember there being a thing about Richard being a virgin in the show? I’m so down for Galavant offering to fix that situation for him. Or them just finding romance as Galavant tries to get Richard sorted out.

Ships:

Galavant/Richard

Richard/Gareth

NOTPS:

Galavant/Isabella (I prefer them as bro’s)

Galavant/Madalena

Richard/ Madalena


The Magicians:

Alice Quinn || Julia Wicker || Kady Orloff-Diaz || Marina Andrieski || William "Penny" Adiyodi

I love the first season of this show so much and I’ve watched a little of the second season. Penny is definitely my favorite character. I love how sarcastic he is. I really ship him with Quinton even though that is apparently a rare pair. Alice is probably my second favorite character. I loved her quest to find her brother, and how smart she is over all.  Julia’s entire arc is intriguing with her quest to find magic. I love Marina’s magical empire and would love anything about her building it.

Ships:

Penny/Quinton

Alice/Margo

Julia/Marina

Julia/Kady

Alice/Julia/Kady/Penny/Quinton/Elliot

NOTPS:

Quinton/Alice

Penny/Kady

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